I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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