Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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