Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have feelings that need drinking.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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