dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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