your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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