So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You ate ashes out of my bong
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
