so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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