my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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