you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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