I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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