YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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