Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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