What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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