Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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