I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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