I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just pee around me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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