I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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