I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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