so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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