bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Are my feet made of real feet?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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