Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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