I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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