I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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