I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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