who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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