So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think my fart just growled at me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
