she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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