"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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