There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i will never coherently bang her
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
