i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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