I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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