i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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