Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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