If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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