I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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