I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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