Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I am available for nakedness
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
