Where did you get a picture of my penis
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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