What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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