So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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