She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This gyro tastes like lonliness
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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