My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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