sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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