Fuck appropriateness.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My vagina is officially offended.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
