Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sext me about skeletons
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