some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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