Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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