She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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