dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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