I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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