you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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