It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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