Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
