i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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